It was such a wonderful and exciting 2016. I’ve enjoyed so much delivering the most comprehensive and frequent updates on the big boob web! To start off the new year I decided to give everybody an extra bonus with another one of my patented extended video clips showing you the hugest most huggable tits on the planet as they happily bounce around proudly while mowing the lawn.

Yep my neighbors love nothing more than to sit out on the porches and watch the worlds biggest juggs swing and sway all over while keeping my yard nice and neat. It’s not an easy task when you have the largest incredibly massively sized fleshy love balloons on the planet that create world wide eclipses with the dark shadows made by my constantly growing and ever more projecting melons!

With such a hectic schedule with my non stop tour of dozens of countries around the world it’s easy to enjoy the quieter and simple times back home. I spent the first day of 2017 at my other home which has no lawn, in Las Vegas.

Next I was off to Phoenix and Seattle. I was back pretty quick though to Vegas. I was busy still unpacking when I could just to be somewhat functional at my new home in Nevada. It’s so cool having places on each coast and in the middle too! Different on the west coast though was getting a Nevada license, wow is the NV DMV INSANE!!-I’ve never seen anything like it! You actually have to make an appointment or you’ll be stuck in line for hours. Wow!

Meanwhile, I had some friends coming in from the midwest to visit and enjoy some golfing in January! I never golf on a regular course myself because it’s so difficult with my boobs, but I drove the cart and kept score and enjoyed the January weather!! My tank top was definitely a distraction for all the golfers as I stood by on the driving range. We had a great time!

Also, I had all my packages forwarded from Minnesota because apparently Christmas didn’t end yet! I was overwhelmed again with another flood of gifts from people around the world. This was the third wave! Such generosity and kindness! So grateful!!!!!! Also enjoyed the Golden Globes again because it’s kind of like the true start of the awards season. But everybody said they liked my GIANT globes even more! That is so sweet! Along with all my numerous updates, I added another installment to my vault of some rare clips and best-of-stuff that members spoke about over the years. That included photos shared by fans catching me taking out the recycling. There are cameras everywhere!!!!

And then, it was time for AVN!!!! Because of my crazy schedule I haven’t been able to attend in awhile and was excited to go. I was so looking forward to seeing some friends and just checking out how it’s changed since I had been there last.I had several days to do all the primping, like getting my hair done, nails done, massages, costumes made, etc. It was at the Hard Rock this year, which I’ve never actually stayed at before. I had a huge suite there which was perfect! More AVN details to come . . .

The first day of the AVN, the 18th, so excited!! I had made plans to meet up with Dolly Fox that evening for dinner, but wasn’t sure with the crowds if we’d run into each other before then, but luckily enough, on my way to the convention hall, I ran into her, Ariane Saint-Amour and Holly in the casino. It was so wonderful to meet them in person. Such beautiful, sexy and all out fun ladies! It was nice to start the crazy (fun crazy) day this way before heading into the massive crowds. They were on there way to take care of a few things before the show, so we took a few moments to chat, hug, and take some quick pics. Then, I was off to the show!!

Crazy busy just as I remembered! The crowds were HUGE! I got to see friends and fans that I haven’t seen in ages, and of course, catching up with Nina Hartley, Ron Jeremy, Julie Cash, Lou Lou, Christina Carter, Europe DiChan, Rebecca Love, Sally D’Angelo, Rita Daniels, Leah Lamour and many others.

Had dinner that night with everybody and that was a lot of fun! It was my first chance to really get to sit down and chat with Dolly in person. She’s so beautiful and talented, such a warm person to be around. It went by way too quick.

My buddy Brianna Costelllo joined me the following morning and it was fun to have someone to hang with the whole day. We then ran into Sunset Thomas, again, who I haven’t seen in years and had some drinks with her at the bar. She is so lovely! Towards the end of the one day, Dolly, Holly, Ariane and I hung out again. Also, I got to meet Lilly for the first time! Gorgeous, mega busty and so genuine we became instant friends. Just love her!!! We all took tons of photos with fans and industry people, so much fun! After the show we all decided to head out for a casual dinner. We did make a bit of an entrance walking into the restaurant, but people were nice and held off asking for pictures until after we were all done eating. It was a BIG BOOBS party like no other! Then, we headed out for some drinks and mini golf!! There was a lot of laughing, a lot of boobs, and a lot of bad mini golfing by us massive booby queens!!

The AVN weekend went by way too fast! It was so much fun, and a total blur! But I have huge loads of pics of the event for you continuing with this big booby news update including some behind the scenes of me getting ready. After AVN I had a day to drop my bags at home and repack new ones and head out east as my BIG MELONS dropped by the Big Apple before heading to Texas. All this going on while updates on the new Star Wars movie were coming out! Can’t wait for December! I even had a moment to catch the XGames which I think would be so neat to attend only if I could find a winter coat that could fit. #bigboobproblems. The ladies crushed it and were so fun to watch! Snowboarding looks epic, but problematic for me and my giant chest. I would keep tipping over as I try to go side to side.

I was in Houston for Superbowl week and the airport was so wild with all the Super Bowl hype! There was all the memorabilia for sale, cheerleaders running around, photo booths set up, wow! It was a fun week, but I was glad I was escaping this chaos! I made it home to Vegas just in time for the big game, but had a predicament with all the Super Bowl party invites from friends and businesses! Vegas really goes all in! But which to choose without offending anyone? It was a problem. My solution? Meet with a few special friends at a sports bar to watch the event. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t hosting a party! But it was nice not having any clean up!!

To celebrate the dozen or so updates the past month I released a new cartoon of me and the Super Bowl. Such a supportive response from everybody! And I can’t forget to acknowledge National Hugging Day which for me is normally every day stuff as people line up for an embrace of my colossal comfy cans! Thank you to the fans for the title of ‘Hug Ambassador.’

After the big game, I was back on the road with a whirlwind of stops in Chicago, Boston, D.C., Los Angeles, San Francisco and Phoenix! And of course I watched the Oscars and what a stunning finish to the show with the best picture mixup! Always entertaining!Wow, the first couple of months of 2017 whipped by!! Thanks to all for all the supportive and kind feedback on the tons of content added to my site again to start the year. You guys are the best!!! My watermelon whopper wagon always welcomes you! Enjoy!